Thursday, March 31, 2005

Of Beemers and pricks

Lester asked this during the charity car wash on Sunday.

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?"

I gave him the evil eye because while he's rather nice, Lester tends to sprout crap most of the time.

Kay (looking at Lester warily): "What?"

Lester: "Easy. The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine..."

Definitely a gem, especially coming from a Beemer driver. No offence to you people out there with the Deutsch-made vehicles. However, after getting snubbed by almost 70% of the BMW owners, you couldn't blame us for being bitter.

And if you do get cheesed, that would make you a petty prick :)

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