listening to Coldplay's 'green eyes'...
Dialogue session lasted an hour plus today. Had to run cross-legged to the loo coz my bladder was on the verge of bursting.
Shan't go into details. Basically I was strangely attentive to the toilet paper today. Folded it neatly, like origami. Halved and halved, then admired my handiwork. Eh? Saw a letter 'a' printed on my paper. Was so fascinated that I had to tear it out and keep it safe. Think it's a Times New Roman font, size 10. Will take a photo of it and show.
Toilet papers have gone a long way. From pages off the phone directory, to newspaper, to Kleenax's soft triple ply sheets. I've sorta known that cheap loo papers are recycled from some stuff, but to actually see alphabets on them leaves me speechless.
Imagine, we might be cleaning ourselves up with important documents. People working in the same building, you'd better check your butts! You may be walking around with national secrets printed on your behinds...
2 comments:
Hmm...maybe you are the one who clog the toilet bowl today. See Cheese multiply journal...Orrr....
I certainly did not stuff up the bowl. If I've a pump with me, I'll most gallantly clear it. My life long ambition is to be Captain Unclogger...
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