listening to kanye west's 'Gold Digger'...
Why did the toadie cross the road?
I have no idea, but it shouldn't have.
I should have helped it, but I didn't.
~~~
After the gruelling test last night, I went out for a late night jog to let loose some steam.
While running past the schools, I stopped in my tracks to watch a fat toad hop across the road. Amazing agility and leg strength, I thought, as it leaped towards the opposite side.
However, Mr Toad suddenly decided to take a break and paused in the middle of the car lane.
A car was coming towards us, and I was getting worried for Mr Toad's safety. He was only a jump away from the pedestrian walkway.
"Yoohoo! Hurry up, Toadie! Shoo! Move it! Hello???!!!" I called frantically from my side of the road.
As proven, toads have no ears.
Mr Toad refused to budge despite my heartfelt pleas. I was tempted to go over and kick him to safety, but thought Mr Toad should be able to make it before the car arrived.
Damn! I was wrong!
One minute Mr Toad was sitting bulgy, fat and full of life on the bitumen road. Next minute, he was reduced to a splotch stain. Utterly inapt and perverse, but a sick joke involving the late Mr Toad, car wheels and giddiness came to mind.
Anyway, I was devastated. I should have save Mr Toad.
The regrets followed while I continued with my run.
Two valuable lessons learnt:
1. Laziness kills.
2. If I think something is right, I better do it immediately.
So sorry Mr Toad.
(Somewhere up there in the Big Amphibian Heaven, Mr Toad sat in the spinning ferris wheel and recounted to the rest of the froggies on how he was snuffed out...)
10 comments:
Maybe he wanted to die.
Oh dear! It must have been quite an ugly sight... don feel too bad. HJ (^.^)
lol.... sorry... i sound mean and heartless, but it's very funny!... *oops*
anyways, can't wait to go out to sea tmrw with you girls! yippee... ;)
Maybe he was a handsome prince, you should have kissed it...maybe he looks just like lee hom.
u're right! he might have turned into a lee hom lookalike. but alas! mr toad died before i could kiss him.
then again, maybe he wanted to die because he thought i was going to smooch him...
If I kiss you, will you turn into a princess?
if you kiss me, i punch you.
and i won't change into a princess since i'm already the queen.
Well, somebody must have kissed you before you became the queen you are today. Back in those days when there were fewer cars. But figuratively speaking, nobody can argue that you behave and treat everybody just like a queen. Do you also punch the many people who kisses your butt everyday?
hey! maybe your flatten toady knows mr toad! they can be good friends in froggie land...
Maybe you guys I mean the toads are already friends!
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