Close shave

listening to craig david's 'Don't Love You No More (I'm Sorry)'...

My horoscope for yesterday should read:
You may be in a state of daze.

A mango nearly fall on my head last night.
To cool down after my run, I went for a stroll with Flower (new pet name for my sister).
While walking past a tree, we heard a sudden rustle and instinctively, I looked up.
The next thing I know, a black shadow flashed past my eyes and...

PLONK!
A mango landed 5cm away from my feet.



It would have landed on my head if I had walked half a step faster!!!
I'm a blockhead sometimes, but I don't really wanna test out its hardness on the Moh's scale.
The mango tried to roll away, but Flower ran after it and caught the assassin. By the way, her favourite fruit happens to be mango.




That's the punishment for trying to knock Kay out.
DIE!!! YOU IMPUDENT FOOLISH FRUIT!!!

I think my luck is really improving.
It's not everyday that you get a close encounter with a falling mango, and escape unscathed.
Still, for safety purposes, I'll wear this for my nightly jogs from now on.