Monday, July 17, 2006

KP face

listening to she's 'Chu Dian'...

There are people who are born with irritating kiam-pa faces.
You see them, you wanna smack them.

Some say he's got KP face.



Some find his face KP.


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A lot of people think this guy has the ultimate KP face.


I'm talking about the one on the right.

Sometimes, my face is kinda KP too.



Anyway, back to the story about kiam-pa faces.

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It was terribly crowded at Zouk Wine Bar on
Friday night. I was sitting at the bar counter with YL and TY while the rest of the group were standing next to the DJ console. We were gossiping merrily away when this gal rudely interrupted. She was one of those unfortunate people born with KP faces. The particular type who thought they were so goodlooking, the rest of us earthlings must fawn on her. Worse still, she wasn't even THAT pretty.

"Can I get to the bar?" she asked icily. TY gave up her space, but not without casting a look of disgust at the KP gal first.


I was appalled by her sheer bad manners. Unspoken bar etiquette requires you to look sheepish, or at least smiley if you want people to make way for you. Hey lady, we're doing you a favour here!

<---we were so turned off by KP Gal.

She tried to get the crew's attention but to no avail. The bartender whom we're familiar with, came over for a short chat. To spite her, we decided to monopolize him. The best thing that happened? He went away without noticing her at all! Wahahaha...

<---the nice barman.

KPG slunked away after a while.
Good riddance to bad rubbish! *bish bish bish*

1 comment:

wondering out loud said...

erm i may be just slightly biased here, but WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK JAY HAS A KP FACE???"

and no lah u no KP face also lah.. but must agree with you that people with KP faces do exist hahahaha