I can't box

listening to noises made by trolley wheels...

Forget it. I can never make my mark as a cyber gamer.
Tried 'Dead or Alive' on the Xbox 360 while waiting.
I didn't know which character was mine after hammering on the console for ten minutes.

For the other game (title I couldn't recall), it was worse.
My character kept walking into the walls, and did continuous backflips when she was supposed to hover.
The grand finale came when she plunged to her death three times in a row.
"Game Over."

I turned around to look at Ms Chong.
My friend was already proceeding onto her six hundred and seventy-ninth kill.

Bugger.