Friendless

listening to sodagreen's 'Xiao Qing Ge'...
I tend to be bitchy when I'm sick.
Why pretend to be nice when I just wanna to be a snap turtle?
That'd make me a hypocrite.

Met some friends last week. Happened to ask Q if he knew a mutual person. Q's first reaction was a pained grimace, followed by a less than flattering description. To sum it up: friendless.
My subconscious mind gave a loud whoop and started slapping me on the face.

"Told you so! Told you so! Who asked you not to listen to me? Neh neh ni boo boo!"

Fine.
Anyway, I came up with a ditty coz I'm feeling nasty.

Things don't work out for a reason.
In this case it's because you're a sucky person!

On the topic of friends, I've already gotten fodder for the next post.
Check back later coz my throat is acting up again. I need a rest.
In the meantime, sod off! *muahahaha!!!*