Friday, August 31, 2007

Smurf logics

Today while reading randomly, I realised somebody's nobody could become somebody's somebody.

For example, if you are a Smurf in Smurf Village, you don't bat an eyelid coz there are dozens of these short, blue half-nekkid things walking around. Turn left *yawn*, smurf. Turn right *yawn*, another smurf.

Then someone places a Smurf among the humans. Anyone who sees it will start exclaiming: OH MY GAWD! IT'S A SMURF! LOOK, EVERYONE! IT'S A SMURF! SO CUTE! OHMYGAWD! OHMYGAWD! IT'S A BLOODY, I MEAN BLUE, SMURF!

You fuss over the Smurf, thinking you've found treasure. Until one fine day, you chance upon the Smurf Village. Darn crap. That creature is just an ordinary blue thing. Why did you imagine it to be the best discovery after sliced bread?

Unless of course, mine turns turns out to be Smurfette or Papa Smurf. That would be quite a different story.

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