To the couple making out in the middle of the hotel pool:

Wow, you guys are brave.
With twenty pairs of eyes staring at you, you could still frolick like characters in a pirated English karaoke music video.
That kind where we see ang mohs laughing and splashing water at each other, with some local scenery, e.g. the Merlion or S11 as backdrop, and spelling errors in the lyrics.
"You are always on my mine", "How do I leaf without you" or "Leaving on a jet plain".
Yep, that type.

I almost sprained my neck from looking out for the camera crew.