Why I don't cook

We were tasked to cook pasta for one of our weekly on-air challenges.
Mine was pretty yummy and everyone agreed.
But I think I still prefer to keep away from the kitchen.
Too much work. I am LAZY.
To get this:



I had to use these:
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Yes, Mr Blender was involved too. I had very wrinkled hands after washing up.