Blister blunder

listening to alicia keys' 'No One'...

This was what we used to write in autograph books:

Drink hot coffee,
Drink hot tea,
Burn your lips
And remember me.

This and other hilarious ones about marrying king kongs in Hong Kong, and us having blue pens. I just composed my own version five minutes ago:

Felt quite hungry,
Then cooked brocolli
Burnt my lips
And so I'm ugly.

Hot water on the lip is bloody painful, I tell you. I now have a blister on my lower lip. Boohoo! I look like a freak! :(