Monday, May 31, 2010

Before and after makeup

listening to zhong shuman's 'Gei Zi Ji De Xin'...
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The wonders of makeup:
Small beady eyes -> Luminous peepers
Flat honker -> Sharp regal looking nose
Dinosaur lass -> Hot va-va-voom babe

The hosts' descriptions are hilarious too.
"化妆后,被电到。化妆前,被打到。"
"你这种素颜的样子,警察会抓你吗?"
"你哪里有眼睛???"
"如果她卸妆,她先生一定会跟她离婚。"
"根本就是诈骗集团。吓死人了"

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