Bad Karma

listening to fan weiqi's 'I think I'...

My mouth gets me into trouble as usual.

Bad Karma, just desserts, payback time, whatever you call it.
Now I suffer from a smattering of baby zits between my brows.
Each time I look into the mirror, they scream, "O-Bi-Good!!!"
And no, that's not the name of Obi Wan's brother.

~~~
Was flipping through Thursday's papers and suddenly spotted a familiar face.

"Oh my god! JF, she's doing it again!" I exclaimed and shoved the papers under his nose.

"It's her hobby I guess. You can't stop her," my co-host shrugged indifferently.

I was adamant about putting my point across.
Look, I argued, it's fine for her to take part in beauty pageants, talent quests, silky hair search, even symmetrical eyebrows contest (btw, there's no such competition). I just couldn't accept her participating in flawless skin competitions.

Kay: How can she enter? It's a sham! She's got bad skin!

JF: If the organizers don't care, why work yourself into a fluster?

Kay: She's quite a nice gal, sweet and rather pretty. But her complexion is terrible! I mean, my skin isn't fantastic, but definitely better than hers. Gosh, I can't comprehend... (continues endless drivel about the poor gal's )

~~~
The next thing I knew, I woke up with evil looking little meanies peeking through my epithelial layer. Damn!!! Retribution happened too fast.

Then again, there are other possible reasons like:
a) Too much chocolate. Rittersport Rum and Rasin bar, Kinder Bueno, Magnum ice-cream, some left over pralines, heavenly cakes from Ricciotti.
b) Late nights.
c) Hormones.
d) The yummy smelling strawberry yogurt Korean facial mask.
Left it on overnight coz I fell asleep accidentally. Instruction stated to wash it off in 15 minutes. I had it on for 7 hours. Oops.

So now I have to choose between gluttony, wilfulness, hormonal imbalance, stupidity and bad karma for my yucky skin.
Bad Karma.