listening to my blood boiling...
Zappy is my precious baby.
I remove my ring, watch and other dangling stuff when I wash the car in case I mark him by accident. I even use toothbrush to clean the rims so that they'll look bright and sparkly.
Imagine my shock and fury when I saw deep long scratches that spanned across the entire length on the driver's side yesterday.
ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Pardon my French for the next few moments: WTF!!! Dammit!!! TMD!!! Which f**king arse did it?!
Heart pain pain pain pain...
I was, still am, so angry I could spew blood. It looked like an act of vandalism, and the suspects are probably people in DTTB since Zappy was in the office car park. I've taken pictures and shall confront the ops room. You guys are not working very hard eh?
Although I'd announced my desire to be a nice, genteel person, I'm taking a time-out.
There is no way I can be magnanimous and shrug it off.
My creative juices started flowing and the innovative curses I could come up with, impressed even myself. No deaths involved coz that's way too evil.
Just terms like 'impotency', 'balding', 'constant bad dates' (if vandal is a guy) and 'putting on 20kg', 'saggy boobs', 'acne outbreak' (if vandal is a gal)...
And if I know who that person is, I'll tie it (Yes! It! Coz you're an insane animal to do that to Zappy!) to a tree and force it to watch me scratch its car with a key.
Afterwhich I'll drive it to a commercial carpark and run away with its carpark coupons and cashcard. You will be stranded and fined because you can't exit with the same cashcard!
Haha!!!
I am a vengeful person. GRRRRR!!!! SO ANGRY!!!
10 comments:
maybe zappy scratched itself because it was itchy.
awww.. dun be mad. it happens all the time. my family car has it too. in fact all the cars in my carpark kenna at least once. some of neighbours were so mad that they complained to police n even contemplated installing CCTV in the carpark on their own. n when they finally caught the culprit, it was a 75 old man who has nothing better to do....
right... maybe you beat yourself on the head because you said something stupid...
grrrrrrowl!
xw: the above comment wasn't directed at you hor... u know that don't u?
I think the scratches give zappy character...what it needs now is a dent or two...plus maybe a cracked windscreen or some bird droppings...it shows that Zappy has been around and seen it all.
you want character too? i can help you with that, you know.
I have character alrdy thank you very much. I have lotsa pimples, blackheads and scratches. Plus my ego is dented. So...
... so you need more? value packed character comes with more of everything. will throw in broken nose, bruised eyes for free.
I think I am happy with my current level of character. It seems to me that you might be the one who has some character building to do. A pair of bruised eyes will sit nicely on them sockets methinks. Then you and zappy will really make a tight combo.
Why do we do this the easy way? Send "123" in an sms to whoever this guy is? do it from here http://msgctr.m1.com.sg/MessageCentre/jsp_en/sendsms_nonsub.jsp
So if the guy is reading this, he will know. If not, he won't. Very smart right?
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