listening to gwen stefani's 'Hollaback Girl'...
I love Gwen Stefani! She's stick-thin, but damn cool!
Unlike Cyndi Wang, who's also another reed thin person, but looks scarily anorexic.
Will be interviewing her tomorrow morning. Heard she's not an easy subject.
Gee... what shall I do?
Well, I can always sit on her.
To be nice, I'll scrap her off the ground after I'm done.
**Kay starts her crazy fantasy**
me: So, what's it about you that attracts guys? I mean, you're no raving beauty...
her: What?! How dare you! I'm going to set my thousands of adoring fans on you. You are so going to get into deep shit! My manager will send.... (rattles on)
me: (totally bored) Oh, shut it. (sits on the 3osomething kg singer)
I'm probably gonna get a million hate mails for what I just said.